Dirty, dusty, neglected, and inoperable collectibles? Check. Blurry pictures? Check. One jumbled run-on ad? Check. A package price that will have you asking, can I get some of what he’s on? Check. I could go on, but I think you get the idea. I know everybody’s situation and life challenges are different, and I’m trying my best not to judge this seller. Still, as a near-lifelong enthusiast, I think a little shaming is in order. Who would take three near brand new C3 Corvettes, with a total of only 1,925 miles, and throw them in the corner of a garage to rot for decades?
Let’s have a moment of silence as we look at these former beauties. Then, we’ll dive into the seller’s ad, look at some depressing blurry pictures, and, for the finale, we can all laugh at the seller’s asking price. After this therapeutic series of steps, I think the shame fest can be considered complete.
The Listing From Facebook Marketplace
The only thing missing is the Facebook go-to of “I know what I have!” You’ll also notice there’s a Freudian slip in the ad, as I am just a bit bitter about the condition of these C3s.
The Full Photo Gallery
(Get your tissues ready)
Sentiment From Social Media
Drum Roll… How much will it take to own this trio of C3s?
And they are marked down from $9,999,999! Okay, CorvSport readers, this concludes today’s shaming session. For some post-session therapy, I’m going to offer up a link to an encouraging 1978 Pace Car rescue that I featured last year. If you want to be truly inspired by what an enthusiast can accomplish with these old relics, you’ll want to click.
“Barn Find” Rescue: ’78 Pace Car Goes From Tired To Great…
What would you pay for these rat’s nests? Would you even consider them? I think you know my answer. If you want to keep up to date with all the fresh Corvette news and maintain a pulse on the lifestyle and culture of this exciting, iconic brand, CorvSport has the fastest-growing Corvette community on our Facebook page, with over 173,000 followers (54,000 since January 2023!). Come join other hardcore enthusiasts and say hello, Douglas B.
